A little bit of fun today. I found this hilarious article on Glossynews and couldn’t help to share it with you. The story of a typical day in the life of President Obama as seen by a normal person and as seen by the agents of FOX News:
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA:
7 AM- The President wakes up.
THE SAME EVENT AS SEEN BY FOX NEWS:
7 AM- OBAMA WAKES UP LATE! WHAT SORT OF PRESIDENT IS THAT?
7:30- Eats muesli for breakfast.
7:30- OBAMA EATS SPECIAL EUROPEAN FOOD FOR BREAKFAST. ISN’T AMERICAN FOOD GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM?
7:45- Obama children escorted to school by secret service.
7:45- TAXPAYERS FOOT ‘SPECIAL’ BABYSITTERS FOR OBAMA’S KIDS!
8:00- The President goes jogging.
8:00- OBAMA RUNS AWAY FROM HIS WORK!
8:30- Pets dog on way to office.
8:30- OBAMA STROKES DOG AGAINST HIS FUR! DOES HE HATE ANIMALS TOO?
8:45- Signs bill updating school books across the country.
8:45- THE PRESIDENT EVEN WANTS TO CONTROL WHAT OUR KIDS READ!
9:00- Michelle suggests everyone could eat better as she does from the organic White House garden.
9:00- MICHELLE OBAMA NOW WANTS TO CONTROL WHAT WE EAT!
9:20- President meets with Saudi princes in Oval Office.
9:20- OBAMA PALING AROUND WITH THE TERRORISTS AGAIN!
10:10 Obama holds open press conference.
10:10- OBAMA INDOCTRINATES LIBERAL MEDIA WITH HIS DICTATORIAL WAYS.
11:30- President goes swimming in White House pool-dives in.
11:30- OBAMA IN OVER HIS HEAD AGAIN!
12:00- Obamas have soup for lunch together.
12:00- THE PRESIDENT IS PART OF SILVER SPOON ELITE!
12.20- President has headache, takes aspirin from expired bottle.
12:20 OBAMA ABUSES HEALTH CARE!
12:50- Obama turns left down a hallway.
12:50- OBAMA MOVING FURTHER TO THE LEFT!
1:15 PM- The President signs a bill aiding ceramic workers with the stimulus bill.
1:15 PM- OBAMA USING FEDERAL MONEY TO SUPPORT POT INDUSTRY!
2:00- Obama announces final troop withdrawal from Iraq.
2:00- OBAMA TAKING JOBS AWAY FROM TROOPS! DOES HE HATE OUR SOLDIERS TOO?
2:30- The President blows his nose.
2:30- THE PRESIDENT IS BLOWING IT FOR US ALL!!
3:00- Obama asks Dems to forget Bush/Gore recount tally scandal, to let the past go.
3:00- OBAMA SUPPORTS TALLYBAN!
4:10- Obama vows to quit smoking.
4:10- THE PRESIDENT IS A QUITTER!
5:30- The President seeks to negotiate a peace settlement between Israel and Palestine.
5:30- OBAMA ATTEMPTS TO PLAY BOTH SIDES FOR GAIN!
7:00- Obama signs pact to sell wheat to Russia because of drought.
7:00- OBAMA SELLS US OUT TO COMMUNISTS!!
10:00- Obama goes to bed.
10:00- THE PRESIDENT GIVES UP!